all this time ive wasted
ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore
im reblogging for the third comment
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
What would modern technology and social networks look like if they were vintage ads
This is a post gathered Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Skype, iMac, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation as if they were vintage ads.
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck